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Jokes: The Three Sons

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.
The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it."
Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house."
"Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn't what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"
"Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "you have the good sense to know what your Mother likes. The chicken was delicious!"

Happy Birthday

I've got a lot of presentsthat I'd like to give to you.I'll give you all my Brussels sproutsand all my liver too.
I'll give you all my gym sockswhen they really start to stink.I'll give you all my pens whenthey are running out of ink.
I'll give you all my broken toysand empty jars of paste.I'll give you all my bubble gumthat's chewed and lost its taste.
I'll give you all the dust balls thatI found beneath my bed.I'll give you all my batteriesas soon as they are dead.
So have a happy birthday,you're a special friend indeed,and please accept this trashcanfull of stuff that I don't need.